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I drink only mineral water in America
Okay, turn on the air-conditioner. - Are you from the asylum?
What? You don't have an air-conditioner in the autorickshaw?
No air-conditioner!
Know what? All the autorickshaws in America are air-conditioned
They also have a mini fridge, which has a mini door
Open the door and you find miniature beer bottles
Drink the beer, and...
I was expecting that smile. Now watch. Our day is made
Pull over. My friend is here
Where did he go? - Took to his heels, ma'am
Allow me
If you have to carry baggage when men like me are around...
then it's an insult to us. - Yes
But to abandon a girl in the middle of the road is not an insult, is it?
It is. Still thinking of that?
Actually, I suddenly saw a childhood friend...
and I went to meet him... - Look Rajiv...
I'm a simple Indian girl
And we Indians still prefer pani-puris than pizzas
Even today, before switching on a brand new computer...
we offer a prayer and perform a ritual
Same with me
And I would advice you to give up your American style
We're supposed to go out tonight
Don't waste the evening, Rina
In short, your evening turns out to be a dud, and you are screwed
No, it's difficult for me to understand this girl
Let alone this one, it is not only difficult...
but it is impossible to understand any woman
The day a man understands a woman, the world will turn into a paradise
Try to understand the psyche of women
Until they are flattered, they act as if they know nothing
Pamper and flatter them a little and they turn into Miss India-Pacific
Right you are. That's how it is
I tell you, after today's happenings, I don't think I can woo this girl
She's going to call up her mother and tell her she doesn't approve of me
That's your plus point. - She takes you for Rajiv, right?
Which means, whatever happens, Rajiv is screwed
What you will do now is, change your identity and woo her
Damn you! How many identities do you want me to change?
Keep trying. If you manage to woo her, marry her...
if you don't, you will make a good politician
Always pulling my leg
What's the date today? - 17th September
It's all set. His love affair is going to take off
Talk to me. - It's her birthday today
Take a look
But she didn't tell me. - Girls don't go screaming...
like we asses do, "Hee-haw-hee-haw, today is my happy birthday"
I think she intentionally left her diary behind
She wants you to know about her birthday
It's like, open your mouth and it rains beer
It's not over yet. Look, before her friend Shruti...
Shruti!
Before Shruti takes her out, seize your chance and hit bullseye, buddy
How's the setting?
Know why I chose this car?
Because you like indigenous things
For your sake, I'm driving a classic Fiat car
What's your problem? Why are you so serious?
Where are we going? What's the suspense?
If things go wrong this time, you are going to be very sorry
Wrong? No chance. You don't know who did the planning
I did. Nothing will go wrong
Damn it!
Vicky, you are dead! You asked me to drive this swine!
Bloody dog!
Is that a new way to start a car?
Oh no
The air-conditioner cooled the inside...
but the radiator heated up and burst
I got to call the garage. It'll be repaired
Know what? It's such a place where we can't even get an autorickshaw
We have to spend the whole night here
Sit inside, I'll fix it. Go on
Hey, where are you taking my bicycle? Thief!
As long as I'm with you, you will have no problems in life
I have solutions to every problem
Well, have you ever had champagne at the Taj's rooftop?
I don't drink champagne - Rina, you make me look so silly
It's 12. Bye. - No
It's not yet 12
Still two minutes to go
And I need only two minutes
To begin with, some special effects
You didn't tell me. You thought I wouldn't find out?
I know everything
But I don't know why you didn't tell me about your birthday
I didn't tell you because it's not my birthday at all
It's Shruti's birthday
Shruti's birthday?
Sucker!
Vicky, you are dead! - What?
Nothing
I see. So you did all this because you thought it's my birthday today
Not at all
Well, I'll buy Shruti a present on your birthday
I can't take it back with me
Look... it was tough finding this gift for you
Know what it is?
This is you
Independent
A girl who takes care of herself
When you are alone and lost in thoughts...
you will look exactly like this
I was confused over choosing a gift for you. So I closed my eyes...
and this is the Rina I saw. So I bought it
This is you
Independent. A girl who takes care of herself
When you are alone and lost in thoughts...
you will look exactly like this
When I closed my eyes, this is the Rina I saw
So I bought it
Is the breakfast served?
Hi Rajiv. How are you? When are you coming?
I'm fine, dad. - Let me talk to him
When are you coming, son? - I'm leaving right now, mom
Mom, you got to do something. - Tell me, son
I've been trying in vain to contact Rina on the phone for the last few days
I don't know what's wrong. - Shall I inform her?
She knows. - I see
So you've been flirting over the phone
Tell her that I'll be going to Delhi first
We'll all go to Mumbai together
All right, son. Come soon
Such a lovely place... that too in Mumbai!
But there's not a soul in sight. - Yes
Nobody comes here
Every time I'm happy, I come here
I love this place
I know
Really?
You know lots about me and this city
But I hardly know anything about you
What about me!
Anyone can read me
But if you really wish to know about me, I can tell you something
What?
There is something
You will have to listen to it very carefully and with lots of patience
This is the right time...
to tell her the truth
What?
I saw a girl...
she was lightning
One flash...
and I lost my heart
I think I'm deeply in love with her
All I wish now is...
to live in her heart
What am I doing? Why am I not telling her?
Why aren't you saying anything?
This is Aarti, this is Shanti, this is Sukanya...
and this is... - Shruti
How do you know?
You told me... you have a childhood friend in Mumbai
You were supposed to tell me...
This is my mummy. - My respects
Who this is? Tell me. - Yes, I'll tell you
This is... could you give me four options?
Hey, we're not playing "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
C'mon, he must be your dad. - Yes. This is my dad
And this is your dad. - I told you. My respects
This one was taken when I modelled. Unfortunately it was not used
But this one... - I can't see anything
Everything seems out of focus. - Why?
You...
you are sitting so close to me
Power failure!
Is something happening to you?
What? - I mean...
it's nighttime... the darkness...
the candle lights...
a tall, dark, handsome, smart boy...
and a not so bad, so-so girl...
sitting all by themselves in such a spacious house
Don't you feel anything? - Hey mister!
This isn't America. This is India
Besides, I don't see any handsome boy in this room
Really? Look ma'am, you don't know me
One smile from me sends a thousand beauties into a tizzy
Really? I don't find it special
Obviously, I'm talking about beautiful girls
What? - You won't believe it
What? - The lines on your palm says...
you won't ever settle down abroad. You'll never travel out of the country
What are you talking? - I'm serious. You don't believe me?
Look
Your palm doesn't have crooked lines
All the lines run parallel, like the railway tracks
See... this is Delhi
This is Jumritalia
And here is our Mumbai
What I read is, you will marry and settle down right here in Mumbai
You are fooling me. - Seriously. In fact...
you will marry...
a brahmin boy. - A brahmin?
I mean, the brahmin who is a strict vegetarian at home...
but goes the whole hog on nothing but mutton and chicken in hotels
Look, I can't bear this suspense anymore
At least tell me what you feel about me
When it comes to you...
I get very confused
Confused? Why? Here's what we'll do
Let me help you rid this confusion
Use my style. Shut your eyes for ten seconds...
and tell me if you see me
Is it?
Let me try
Do you see me?
Smiling? What does that mean? Please say something, else I'll die
I'm asking you something
Which place do you like in Mumbai? - That's not the answer to my question
I don't like this place
Let's go someplace where there will be only you and me
Where, I'll talk and you will listen
Tell me... what do you want to hear?
This is my most favourite place in Mumbai
Make it my most favourite place in the world
I hardly speak to boys
In fact, you are the first boy to whom I've spoken so much
These five days passed even before I knew
These days are memorable for me
Shall I say it?
What?
I like you
You have changed my life
When are you marrying me?
What are you doing? - Looking for the wedding necklace
Honestly, had I a wedding necklace and a wedding music cassette...
I would've married you right here, right now
I'll cook something. - No, don't bother
It won't take much time. - I'm not hungry
Like to drink something?
Fresh juice?
Rina...
I shall never forget this day
Rina...
I wish to tell you something
Now?
No, maybe...
tomorrow
I repeat, Rina...
I shall never be able to forget this day
I must leave now
The mother and daughter are chatting as if we've come here from Delhi...
on a picnic. It's eleven and we've to go over to Rajiv's
Else, I'm done for. Come on, let's go
Where's Rajiv?
I'll call him
Hi Rajiv. How are you?
Be happy, son
Be seated
You too look very fit, uncle
My wife's taken all my weight
My dear, he arrived yesterday
It was his idea to meet you today
He called all of us over. And he's going to Delhi tomorrow
Last five days I tried to contact you on the phone
But I failed. Maybe something wrong in the line
Not the right place to talk, son. Take her outside
Shall we?
Go on
Good you sent them away
So, shall we prepare for the wedding? - Absolutely
The wedding will take place in Mumbai itself
All our relatives stay here
What did he look like?
What's important is, what he did to me
I mean, few days back I met two guys
Vicky and Madhav
They asked me your telephone number. - What are you saying?
I gave it to them, but it was a mistake
But how did they know that Rajiv was supposed to arrive from America?
If we lodge a complaint, the two of them will go straight to jail
Rina, don't you think we should tell uncle about this?
What do I tell papa?
That, I roamed the streets of Mumbai hand-in-hand with a complete stranger?
Or that, with a complete stranger I spent five days...
that felt like precious moments?
Or like...
five lifetimes?
Rina...
I hope he didn't do anything untoward with you?
What can be more outrageous than the man himself, Shruti?
He broke my heart, betrayed my trust on him
Why have you come here?
Rina has found everything out
How could you do this?
Aren't you ashamed?
I need to talk to Rina
Shruti, I don't want to talk to anyone. Come on
Rina, listen to me
Who are you? Do I know you?
I don't want to talk to you
Go away
Listen to me, Rina. Trust me...
I was going to tell you the truth
Unfortunately, you found out before I could tell you
Mady, don't mess things up anymore. Go away
Just let me talk. It's between me and Rina
Who do you think you are?
Shruti, call Ashok
No need to call him... listen...
Get out of here! - No need to call anyone, Rina
What's this?
Who do you intend to con now?
I say, get out of here!
Out!
Rina, is he troubling you?
What's your problem? Who are you?
What are you doing here? - Mind your own business
Are you telling me? Get out of here!
I said, mind your own business!
Damn you!
Let him go, Ashok
Get out of here quietly, okay?
"How do I explain?"
"I wish to stay in your heart"
Try to understand his feelings... - Oh! So only you guys can feel?
Others don't feel, eh?
I told you not to call up Rina, still you called her up and...
He lied to her, he conned her, I know
Look Shruti, we called you here because we need your help
Please don't rub salts into his wounds
Friendship is what brings me here
But, Rajiv has arrived from America
Rina and Rajiv are now in Delhi with their parents
Their wedding date is almost fixed
It's too late to understand and sort things out
What did you say? The wedding date is fixed
How is it possible?
You think they'd wait for you to fix an auspicious date?
No good taking it out on me
You can change your name, but not someone's destiny
So don't call me or Rina again regarding this matter
All right...
I won't call you or Rina again
But you must convince me of something;...
that Rina doesn't love me
You know her since childhood, right?
I have known her for only five days
Yet I can bet that she loves me
You can't believe it, right?
So go, look into her eyes and ask herjust once
One can change his decisions in a fit of rage...
but not his feelings
I had composed this song during my college days
It was just another song then...
but today I realise the its true meaning
He loves you from the bottom of his heart
Are you trying to defend him?
No, Rina. I had gone to give him a befitting reply
However, I had no answers to the questions he put
Like? - He says, "I'll forget everything..."
"but can Rina forget me and my love?"
Know what, Rina? No doubt, his ways were wrong...
but the boy is not evil
Come on
You hit me at the wrong place, wrong time and for wrong reasons
Next time, think over and over before hitting someone who's hurt
Listen to me, Rina. We need to talk
I don't want to talk to you. Please stop phoning me
Don't hang up, please. Please don't...
Talking straight with girls is pointless
They ought to be...
What are you looking at? Pick it up! - Sure, don't scream
Hi Shruti
Go and tell Mady not to call here again
Did you explain?
No good. Besides, you guys are no less
You broke poor Ashok's arm. Finally, you guys have shown where you belong
Look, he started it. He was trying to be a hero in front of you
Whatever!
Look, Rina is going to marry in a few weeks
So I request you... if only you understand what a request means...
from now on, don't ever call me or Rina again
Let her live in peace, please
What was she saying? - The same thing! It's all over
All over? Because she says so?
Listen to me. Enough of this farce!
Forget Shruti, your papa and Rina for now
Let's get the main villain, the American, and make him see reason
Tell him about your affair with her...
and ask him to pack up and take the first flight back to America. Dig?
If he agrees, he's wise. If he doesn't...
we'll break the furnitures first then his limbs
Where's room 106? - Who do you want?
Move it! - Listen...
Who's from America? Mr America!
Where are you? Come out! - Come on out!
Mr America! Mr New York! Come out!
Who are you? - Indian
Why are you here? - To marry your sister. You agree?
Are you the guy? What's the name? - Rajiv!
Are you Rajiv? - Rajiv!
Oh! So it's you. Rajiv, from America
Bless you, honey. You are a rich man
My, my! Two bedrooms, attached toilet and kitchen
Let's get inside, switch on the air-conditioner and talk
Just shut up
Are you insane? Tell me
Don't look at him, look here
What's your problem? We've already discussed this
First the furnitures, then his limbs. - Sam
Who? - Rajiv Samra
What do you want? - We're here to renovate your house
I asked, what do you want? - Enough of decency. Now get this
The girl you have come to marry, Rina Malhotra, is your sister-in-law
Because Mady is your brother
No need to touch his feet, you won't get his blessings
I never thought we'd meet again
But now that we have met...
Sam, this is no college game
Rina Malhotra
I'm in love with her
She loves me too
Your intrusion has created a bit of confusion
Don't think that since you got a green card and some dollars...
you can impress her
lt'd be sensible for you to pack up your stuff...
and vanish
I won't say it again
Here come the hero and heroine
Who were they?
Nobody can save you, Mady
Now that God Himself has taken up the task of destroying you...
who can save you? Count me out of Mumbai
I'm leaving town
I have two choices. Mathura and Manhattan
Come on, be serious. Look Mady, the way we threatened him...
I think he's going to go back to America with his folks
He's not going to stay back. - No
He's not going anywhere
I know Sam too well
He'll go and meet Rina first
Everything depends on what Rina says
Yes, I know him
I know Madhav Shastri too well. - Since when?
He had come home a few days back...
posing as Rajiv, from America
One second
He used my identity?
I thought it was you, so I spent some time with him...
spoke to him... but when saw through him...
To begin with, he uses my identity to get to you...
then he barges into my house and threatens me
Rajiv, I don't want to talk about him
Say that again
He means nothing to me. - He won't trouble you ever again
Fast trains are great because they don't halt at every station
But they stop at every signal. - Now come on, smile
How long will you be serious?
So you are Rajiv? From America?
Have you at least seen America in the maps?
Stop
And you! Bloody cheapskate!
French-cut, shorty. You were quite active that day
Break the furnitures, break his limbs!
Try entering my house again
Forget entering, even if you imagine doing it...
I'll turn you into a dwarf
Damn it!
Talk to me
I wished to meet you again just once
I never thought my wish would be done so soon. And what a way to meet!
But this time, no blood, no violence from my side
Because this is not a college game. It's my life
I'll hit you there, where it hurts the most
My wedding invitation
You are the first person I'm inviting. You are my brother, after all
Don't drop in
Any phonecalls? - No. Your friend is waiting for you
Please go away
Rina, listen to me
Don't create a scene. Just leave. - Listen to me, Rina
Just give me a minute
Look, I'll tell you the whole truth
I saw you in Delhi for the first time and I was floored
Then I saw you at Rakesh's wedding
And two weeks later when I saw you in Mumbai...
I really lost my mind
I got your telephone number from Shruti
And I also got to know that...
someone called Rajiv was coming to see you from America
So I posed as Rajiv. Look Rina...
I didn't mean to con you or trouble you...
I just wanted you
Look Rina...
I certainly changed my identity to meet you
But those five days... it was me
Mady
I thought I'd tell you the truth once you fall in love with me
In fact I had even set out to tell you
However, you got to know beforehand
Listen to me, Rina
What the hell!
Have I done a grave wrong?
Five days...
you were with me
Had I wished, I could've done anything with you in those five days
You wouldn't have stopped me either
Because, you had fallen in love with me
What the hell! You still don't get it?
I love you
Just tell me once that you love me
Who do you think you are?
The way you talk... it shows your real character
What did you say?
You could've done anything to me in those five days...
and I wouldn't have stopped you?
So that's what you regret, don't you?
Roaming around in autorickshaws, thrashing people up, bullying around
That's you
No wonder your thoughts stink
Let alone meeting you, from now on I wouldn't even like to see your face
What the hell!
The other day you said, you like me
That, you want to marry me
What's wrong all of a sudden? Don't you like me anymore?
I don't like you. - Why? You like him, do you?
Yes, I love him
Hold the swine!
Hold his legs!
Come on, hit me now!
Try moving... come on
Try playing hero
You like to be a hero before girls, don't you?
We tried to reason with you. Told you to go back to America
But your brains failed to gather it
When your brains blow up, you will realise things
C'mon, break his jaw
Hit him, Mady
Hit him!
We've got him tonight. Don't spare him
Break his face! - C'mon Mady, hit him
Hit him, Mady
Don't spare him, Mady. - Break his jaw!
If you get him out of the way, Rina is yours, Mady
Run away
Are you crazy, Mady?
Run off
What's the problem with you, Mady?
Why didn't I hit him?
Because Rina doesn't love me
She loves him
Don't talk about understanding. You could've thrashed him
We'd have faced the consequences. - You guys have sacrificed a lot for me
You've been a great help. Look...
I'm sorry
You must admit one thing. You know that we've committed a mistake
It's a grave mistake
I used someone else's identity, conned a girl, and tried to woo her
The truth has been sifted now
And what were we going to do tonight?
Four guys were holding one guy, and I was supposed to thrash him
I'm crazy
A brahmin?
I want to stay in her heart
How long will you stand there?
I'm waiting for Vicky. - He's been waiting downstairs...
since 45 minutes
Vicky was telling me that you are going to San Francisco
You've told your boss you are going and your tickets have arrived too
Dad, I was about to tell you... - You used to say that...
you can't leave your dad alone. Because your dad is your lifeline
Have you used up your lifeline?
What rubbish
Look, if you think you can get over Rina by going far away...
then you are wrong
Nothing of that sort. There's no connection between...
going to San Francisco and that girl
6000 dollars a month! One year contract!
I'll send you a ticket within a month, and you are coming over
Look... look into my eyes
Do you even see a wee bit of pain?
Do I look sad?
Then? Come on
Let's go and chew Vicky's brains
So you are Rajiv from America?
Please be seated
I'm Mady's father
Yes?
I want to talk to you about Mady and Rina
What is it?
They are in love with each other. - That's not true
I've asked Rina. She told me that she has nothing to do with your son
She is annoyed, she is angry...
because Mady had lied to her
Anger is also a part of love
Love? Sorry, but your son hardly knows anything about love
Dam! Someone who never respected women talks about love now!
He's doing all this because I'm involved
Look, my parents have arranged this wedding
And Rina and I are very happy over this decision
You are happy, your parents are happy...
and the wedding is fixed on Sunday the 31st...
but has anyone spared a thought for Rina? Is she happy?
Maybe Rina will marry you
But, she is in love with my son
So why do you want to marry a girl...
who will belong to you yet she cannot be yours?
Thanks for the empathy
But please save it for your son. He will need it after my wedding
You know the way out
Listen... - What is it?
Let's go and kidnap Rina
She will not marry him, I guarantee! - Shut up
You are leaving tomorrow, aren't you? I tell you, fly tonight itself
But remember, you have not forgotten her, nor will you ever
I can't forget her?
I will get over her!
I will forget her
The flight is at eight. I must at least reach by 5:30
Mady, don't go
Oh come on, Vicky. Give it to me
Think it over, Mady, please
Oh come on. I'm going for work
I'll call you guys over
"How do I tell you?"
"I want to stay in your heart"
To see you winning had become a habit
Which is why I can't take this loss
What's important in life is... Always keep up the fight
Losses and wins are part of life
I hear, the air-hostesses of the San Francisco flights are quite pretty
Give me your hand
You, too
Stand up, please
My child, complete the third circle around the holy fire
My child...
One moment, uncle
Before doing it, I need to talk to Rina for a moment
What's wrong?
It's our wedding
But I can't see the bride in you
A wedding is where man and woman hold each other's hands...
to stand by each other for a lifetime
In our case, I'm the only one who's holding it
You are present, yet you are not
I thought you had given the consent to this wedding
I think I was wrong
I came from America only to marry you
For you and me, I have spun lots of dreams
I want to spend an entire lifetime with you
So it is imperative for me to know...
are you as happy as I am with this alliance?
Your silence is killing me, Rina. Tell me
Say something
All right
Let me put it in your words
Remember? You had told me once that whenever you are confused...
you choose the first thing that you see with eyes shut
Today, once again, shut your eyes, Rina, and tell me...
who you see. Me?
Or Mady?
No Rajiv
You must do it, Rina
Shut your eyes. - No!
It's a matter of our lives. - No Rajiv, no!
Shut your eyes and tell me...
who it is. Me? Or Mady?
I don't wish to shut my eyes and decide on anything anymore
Where's Rajiv?
Is everything all right? Why is she weeping?
You want me to talk to her?
No need, uncle
Everything is fine now
All clear
So?
Leaving for San Francisco?
Finally ended up with a janitor's job?
Or are you trying to hide from me?
What say, Mady? How about a bout?
One last bout?
Let's see. It's either you or me
No, Sam
Today, I spare you
I'm getting late. Bye. - Sure, but remember;...
the game is not over yet
I have yet to use my trump card
I have taken the marital vows with Rina
I put the wedding necklace around her neck. She belongs to me now
You are leaving, and you won't ever know Rina's whereabouts
And that's my last and best shot
Don't listen to him. Whack him!
One second
Why were you listening to his rubbish?
How dare you go away from such a beautiful girl?
You'd have broke my face on that day in the parking lot!
And today I'd have broke your heart...
...by marrying Reena,
But I didn't do that!
I haven't married her
Do you know why?
Because she loves you
Five days...
you beat me by only five days!
Reena's yours
And I always want you two to be happy together
We can't ever have friendship between us!
You are not my kind of guy...
...but still I am crazy about you!
You are too arrogant...
...but still you make me laugh!
I hate you
Because even after all this, you thought you can get me?
But when I closed my eyes...
My name is Mady
No America, My own Mumbai
I love you
Will you marry me?